Best Christmas Horror Movies to Stream Right Now


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Best Christmas Horror Movies to Stream Right Now

A little twist on the traditional holiday genre.

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‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ | Buena Vista Pictures

‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ | Buena Vista Pictures

You can only watch It’s a Wonderful Life and White Christmas so many times before your brain starts to crumble like a weeks-old gingerbread house. That’s where Christmas horror films come in handy. Instead of the same old holiday movie-watching routine, try something that’s both festive AND freaky. Grab some spiked eggnog and enjoy!

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Orion Pictures

Anna and the Apocalypse (2020)

Although clearly (partially) inspired by the success of Edgar Wright’s horror-comedy Shaun of the Dead, this fantastic Scottish import based on a play has a lot more in its corner than having shared DNA with its British predecessor. It’s High School Musical-meets-zombie slugfest where the titular Anna and friends find themselves stuck in the center of an apocalypse of the undead during Christmastime, and fight their ways back home with big musical numbers and zombie beheadings. Anna and the Apocalypse isn’t some sort of ironic swipe at zombie flicks or musicals—it’s an adorably earnest, occasionally gruesome, frequently funny, and entirely good time. 
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In 1984, director Bob Clark made holiday-movie history with A Christmas Story, a hilarious, sweet, and nostalgic slice of Americana with just enough rough edges to keep audiences watching every year on cable. But real Christmas-movie fans know that Clark also helmed this brilliant bit of ’70s slasher heaven about a murderer running rampant at a sorority holiday party. A major influence on Halloween, Friday the 13th, and many of the derivative slashers to come in the ’80s, Clark’s film is mostly notable for its creeping sense of dread, careful pacing, and fantastic outfits. No one gets their eye shot out with a BB gun, but there’s plenty of Christmas carnage to be found here.
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Pan American Pictures

Christmas Evil (1980)

A favorite of cult-film legend John Waters, this patient, evocative story of a toy-factory employee (played with real subtlety by Fiona Apple’s father Brandon Maggart) unraveling over the holiday season is probably the most formally inventive, daring, and genuinely unsettling movie on this list. Mixing surreal comedy, slasher-film tropes, and some beautiful cinematography from Louis Malle collaborator Ricardo Aronovich, the movie has lofty themes (articulated in this interview with director Lewis Jackson) but it never feels weighed down by them. This is everything a cult film should be: fun, puzzling, and hard to shake.
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Warner Bros.

Gremlins (1984)

In a post-Furby world, it’s easy to forget how creepy director Joe Dante’s much-imitated creature feature can be. Yeah, Gizmo is very cute, but the gremlins themselves are terrifying little monsters that wreak gleeful havoc, attempting to kill Billy’s mom before getting the brutal Pop-Tart execution. Thanks to a clever script by future Home Alone director Christopher Columbus, the move has the wit, mayhem, and sense of mischief that distinguished Steven Spielberg’s Amblin Entertainment in the ’80s, an aesthetic that recent movies like Jurassic World have attempted to revitalized with mixed results. As it turns out, nothing beats the original—just don’t watch this thing after midnight.
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Universal Pictures

Krampus (2020)

Somehow Krampus, a folklore-inspired fright-fest from director Michael Dougherty (Trick ‘r Treat), manages to skate between goofy parody and genuine terror. Not every element works—Adam Scott’s dry wit is mostly wasted as the family’s straight-laced patriarch—but any movie with a scene where sinister gingerbread men shoot David Koechner in the leg with a nail gun deserves some love.
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Buena Vista Pictures

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Not all horror films have to be brutal and bloody. Sometimes you just want to watch something that has a vaguely spooky vibe, which is where producer Tim Burton and director Henry Selick’s Hot Topic-core stop-motion masterwork comes in. It provides just enough poignant holiday charm, eye-popping visuals, and earworm tunes to keep kids and parents entertained. Who says family movies can’t be horrific?
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Oscilloscope

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)

What if Santa was real and buried in a mass grave somewhere in Finland? That’s the bizarre and hilarious question posed by director Jalmari Helander in this whimsical horror romp about a young boy (Onni Tommila) and his reindeer-herding father (Jorma Tommila), who get way in over their heads in dealing with a mysterious company that is excavating a mysterious mountain near their land. Packed with winking John Carpenter references, bursts of gun-churning violence, and a surprising amount of (older) male nudity, the movie occasionally struggles to nail its anarchic, storybook tone down the home-stretch, but it’s more than worth a post-milk-and-cookies viewing.
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Cannon Films

Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)

This is where it all begins. While many of the titles on this list owe their existence to the runaway success of John Carpenter’s Halloween and the urge to cash in on the trend of holiday bloodletting, this atmospheric chiller about a series of murders committed at an insane asylum-turned-family estate is more of a mystery film than a gorefest. There’s not a lot of Christmas stuff here either—no icicle impalements, sled decapitations, or blinking-light strangulation to be found—but the cast is packed with Andy Warhol fixtures like Ondine, Candy Darling, and Tally Brown, making it a must for any cult-film completist.
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TriStar Pictures

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

Perhaps less fondly remembered than its “Garbage Day!” meme-inspiring sequel, which itself features whole chunks of footage lifted from the first movie, the first Silent Night, Deadly Night film is an odd mix of pop psychology, sleazy exploitation violence, and nasty black humor. Watching the film’s protagonist Billy (Robert Brian Wilson) slowly lose his mind and mutter “Punish!” while killing off teenagers has its charms, but long stretches of the film are just plain boring and the novelty of watching a man dressed like Santa commit crimes only lasts for so long. It makes you wish more horror movie directors would heed the words of Billy’s grandpa at the beginning of the film: “You see Santa Claus tonight, you better run, boy. You better run for your life!”
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